Saturday, January 22, 2011


I just saw the movie "Armageddon" (1998)

Don't do as I did.

I'm now leaving the internet. I've realized that I do not want any interaction more than necessary with a species that could produce such an awful film.

Never see this movie. When friends ask me what the wost movie I've ever seen is, I'll reply instantly with this specific title.

If you find yourself compelled to watch this movie out of morbid curiosity, I beg of you, at least recognize it for the pile of dung it really is.

Watch "Deep Impact" instead. Please.

P.S. I could write an in-depth and scathing review of everything that was wrong with this movie, but I never want to relive the experience.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Julian Assange's Old Blog

I've recently discovered during my marvelous adventures in cyberspace a link to the former blog site of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. I've perused his thoughts and I highly recommend giving the site a read when you get the chance.

Also, for those who didn't get the reference in my last blog:

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Third-Worst Poetry in the Galaxy

O freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering...

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules
Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frat and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.