"Armageddon"

I just saw the movie "Armageddon" (1998)

Don't do as I did.

I'm now leaving the internet. I've realized that I do not want any interaction more than necessary with a species that could produce such an awful film.

Never see this movie. When friends ask me what the wost movie I've ever seen is, I'll reply instantly with this specific title.

If you find yourself compelled to watch this movie out of morbid curiosity, I beg of you, at least recognize it for the pile of dung it really is.

Watch "Deep Impact" instead. Please.

P.S. I could write an in-depth and scathing review of everything that was wrong with this movie, but I never want to relive the experience.

Julian Assange's Old Blog

I've recently discovered during my marvelous adventures in cyberspace a link to the former blog site of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. I've perused his thoughts and I highly recommend giving the site a read when you get the chance.

Link.

Also, for those who didn't get the reference in my last blog:

Link.

Third-Worst Poetry in the Galaxy

O freddled gruntbuggly

Thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee

That mordiously hath bitled out its earted jurtles

Into a rancid festering...

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustules

Are splurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts

And living glupules frat and slipulate

Like jowling meated liverslime

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't.