Party Politics

Tired of Dems and Repubs battling it out over who can screw you better? I sure am. That's why America needs an individual taxpayer-centered third party to keep us on top. And since we all know how weak the libertarian, green, and socialist parties are, it's time for a completely new option.

Vote for the Lemon Party with me in the next election! Only they are capable of throwing the Lemons out of the Federal Government.

For A Bitter Tomorrow!

PS: Party politics matter to keep any democratic (or republican) society healthy and strong. No matter how much it seems like one side or both sides are hurting the little guy, the solution is never to say "F@#k it, I'm not voting." Protesting by NOT getting your opinion out? Idiotic. You have the power to vote out the bums and the corrupt, so USE that power!

F!@# Yeah Anthony Weiner

Representative Anthony Weiner is possibly the most Principled Progressive ever to perpetuate his platform in a postmodern population.

A short list of the man's accomplishments:

-served on the Committee on Energy and Commerce (whatever that is)

-was a roommate with Jon Stewart in college

-stood up for healthcare reform even when his party was too chicken to do so

-defended the awesome notion of a public option in america

-advocated the unpopular decision of cutting defense spending

-called out unprincipled colleagues for being "wholly owned subsidiar[ies] of industry."

-blasted hypocrites for voting against the "9/11 First Responders Act"

-stood up to Bill O'Reilly. You can't explain that.

-recently challenged hypocrites on ignoring their own recently passed law

This man is like a "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" type character come to life. If Mr. Smith had huge swinging brass balls and was named Weiner. Honestly, I would vote for this guy fro president. Just look at this badass call for a Supreme Court Justice to excuse himself from an important case: